#random

Hello!

Ubertwitter sekpat pake gik. Olololo.

ciri ciri orang malas mok muka email nak mena mena.  haha. 

nampak ka sik nampak, sik ku tauk gik. 

dalam pukol 4 pagi macam ya terima email dari Twitter padah Ubertwitter sik boleh dipake agik. olololo. 

I just shut down my wordpress. tempat personal di mana aku boleh kelakar apa yang aku suka tanpa menghiraukan pandangan & perasaan orang lain. malas nak catch up kat sia. lagikpun, ya just a sweet escape. hehehe. cerdit jak tangan type apa apa di sia. muahahahaha. 

antara gambar yang ada di dalam wordpress.

anyway, ya hanya blog persinggahan. tehehehe.

hahahahahaha ok bye.aku sekda mood gilak.. back to december kata Taylor Swift hahaha. aku suka lagu ya. mena. download lah. sedeh.. -_-

till then,

XOXO

p/s : kadang kadang lelaki kimak. nothing personal. 

#random

Hello Jingle Bells,

Esok XMAS. Oh well, i'm not looking forward dengan event ya. hehehehe. I missed Facebook :(  I do. dengan orang orang didalam ya. orang yang annoying, irritating, gambong, rasa kacak & more. rindu juak maok stalk page orang & share lagu lagu. rindu juak mok orang tegor kita. Hahahahahaha. 

OK. I missed Facebook, cuma malas mok ngegon nya dolok. gimme some space. biarlah hari hari update blog, twitter & tumblr. Facebook dah overated gila. I don't mind orang maok kelakar hal kita ( yer, ada kah? :P ), normal lah. sik normal lah mun kita sik kelakar apa di profile orang, cuma.. there's group of people yang MUAK. faham maksud MUAK? 

MUAK ya, gambong. mintak puji. suka ngeso olah. suka ngeso perangei paloi paloi eh. boleh polah orang fedup dengan senano second. tauk ko? - Kelakar ninek. Hahaha. WTE

Bila mok active facebook oh? kelak lah. next year. hehehehehehe. ne tauk active lalu ada benda best terjadi. yerdeh! :O 

HAAAAAAAAAA. continue later. ada hal :/

XOXO

p/s : Nenek sebelah Mamak meninggal malam tadik. Al Fatihah.

take me here.

Kitak ada?

OK. kamek irritating & annoying.

Tapi, kitak ada?

Sekda.

Hahahahahahahahaha *tetak gambong*

bye.

hungry ghost.

this is me, SEKARANG. ice-cream-in-bed-12.54AM?

Call me hungry ghost, please. lamak lamak tok mala lapar & makan. lapar sikit makan. lapar sikit keluar makan. lapar sikit masak pake makan. macam ne mun lapar banyak? :S I need help! please. I ate like a pig, or...... maybe I am, in past few days. kenak oo? Period kah? Mungkin tapi sik lah seterok tok. stress? Hmmm. adakah stress waktu semester break? TET. or maybe, imbalance hormones. Bwahaha. just maybe, incase :) so think wise & play nice to me.

esok maok polah Salad. oh god. perlu polah banyak, pake makan malam. LOL. seriously. Perlu makanan sihat pake emergency, bila tiba tiba lapar. Jadi, esok perlu bangun awal. beli barang pake polah nya & yet, I owe someone "something nice". will see. ekot mood mok polah. Haha.

OK. I'M HUNGRY. LET'S EAT.

byebye.

p/s : hello 8th.

:S

Terer habis sidak tok.

ZK : Ty?

DKhaty : woot woot!

ZK : Kamek berubah hati.

DKhaty : Awak beli apa?

ZK : Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha kamek rasa macam --

DKhaty : Kitak beli ----------?????????????????????

ZK : Belom gikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

DKhaty : better ya. good decision!!

ZK : kitak make sik kelak? mesti sama sama pake!

DKhaty : Bilaaaa???

ZK : Tahun depannnnnn!

DKhaty : Aminnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Terer sik? kira mok suroh nya fikir aku dah berubah hati dengan gvfrsajdvgiudsa tek Haha.

OK. turn mok main dengan nya tok gik.

ZK : Kamek ada benda mok padah dengan kitak ( ayat killer )

A : Apa?

ZK : Kamek berubah hati. Kamek tawar hati.

A : Kitak sik maok iphone?

ZK : Aih. Haha.

A : HAHAHAHA.

ZK : ......... kira mok prank tek.

A : kamek dah padah. sik bagus. sik mok dengar. ya pake orang nak cermat.

ZK : ............................................... kamek dah pilih lain.

A : Apa?

ZK : hahahahaha. doa lok.

A : Insyallah

ZK : PADAH AMIN.

A : Amin.

ZK : haha.

A : .....

OK.

goodnight.

..maybe a happy ending doesn’t include a guy.

Read & think about it.

Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we’re told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we’re so focused on finding our happy ending we don’t learn how to read the signs. How to tell from the ones who want us and the ones who don’t, the ones who will stay and the ones who will leave. And maybe a happy ending doesn’t include a guy, maybe it’s you, on your own, picking up the pieces and starting over, freeing yourself up for something better in the future. Maybe the happy ending is just moving on. Or maybe the happy ending is this, knowing after all the unreturned phone calls, broken-hearts, through the blunders and misread signals, through all the pain and embarrassment… you never gave up hope.

— He’s Just Not That Into You

what is happy ending to you my dear reader? discuss ( 100 mark )

love love.

Hello.

do you missss me?

Teehee. i've been so frigging busy lately. :S semua kerja kelam kabut hahahahaha & maseh tetap 2 assignment maok dipolah. test 2 sik lamak gik, presentation & final pake paper marketing. Assignment HRM vampire mintak progress. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. 10% jak progresss. i'm so dead T.T

"The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are." -Juno (2007)

you, best of luck. :)

love love.

Doing nothing is a decision, remember that.

I don't impress people who obviously I don't like. you know? I ignore them. for good.

I don't call.

I don't text.

I don't care.

I'm not interested.

why?

Because I said so, bitch.

kamek kamek, kitak kitak. jangan polah kamek angol.

Oh, good morning.

love love.

(oo)

Nama saya Whitepony. Saya sebuah kereta buatan Malaysia. Saya diperbuat daripada seperti kereta kereta myvi yang lain. Oh, saya model myvi. saya dilahirkan pada 28 March 2007. ( sebenarnya saya dilahirkan pada 2006 hikhikhik :p ). Tuan milik saya adalah seorang perempuan berusia 22 tahun. saya telah dihadiahkan kepada nya, pada hari jadinya yang ke 19 ( saya rasa laaaa. awak rujuk lah dengan tuan saya. saya lupa hahahahahahaha )

Tuan milik saya, bernama Jaja. Sudah hampir 3 tahun kami bersama. Jaja seorang yang baik hati ( yerrrrrrrrr ) tetapi emo apabila jalan sesak atau cuaca panas. apabila dia emo, saya yang akan menjadi mangsa :( tapi saya tahu Jaja sayangkan saya. hahahaha kerana dia rajin membelikan sticker diamond diamond untuk saya. saya suka. tetapi, kadang kadang saya fedup dengan cara Jaja membawa saya, terutamanya bila dia emo. dia tidak perdulikan orang lain atau kereta lain. :( dia juga selalu menangis bersama saya, tapi apa boleh saya buat? saya hanya sebuah kereta..... LMAO

Selama saya bersama Jaja, adik Jaja juga selalu mengunakan saya. Jaja seperti tidak kisah, tetapi apabila pagi, Jaja akan EMO seemo emo nya apabila saya haus. wtf lah kan? Jaja emo. Tahun lepas, Jaja ada memperkenalkan dengan seorang lelaki. tapi saya tidak boleh sebut nama lelaki itu dalam kereta atau disini, Jaja pasti sedeh. lelaki itu seorang yang cermat, dia selalu memarahi Jaja apabila dia tidak membelikan kupon parking, concern kan dia? kali terakhir saya dipandu oleh lelaki itu tahun lepas ke airport. & hari itulah hari yang paling sunyi & sepi bagi Jaja. Lelaki itu akan memandu saya, apabila Jaja bersama dia .( Jaja malas driving ) dia sangat teliti & tidak pernahhhhhhhhhhh emo macam Jaja. kadang kadang saya rindukan lelaki itu macam Jaja rindukan dia. hahahahaha. Jangan bagitahu Jaja & lelaki itu. OK?

dah. sekda idea. boring. hari ujan. cerita pun cerita paloi. ignore.

haha.

Raya, v 1.0

Since grrfriends visiting dengan partner, family belom keluar visiting... me myself & I dudok kat rumah ajak. tunggu orang datang rumah. tapi boring la.. :( nothing much. yang datang pun relative. jadi, sekda polah apa apa polah lah kerja sendiri. nak oh?

Post : muka muka za za.

muka original. sekda touch up suroh putih / hitam / add in apa apa colour. suci.

muka fed up. mena.

muka suk dapat barang baru contoh : skang ribbon.

muka selamat hari raya. ikhlas.

muka : Hi, kamek suka honeystar.

muka limited edition : mun ada bf. tapi sekda, sila balit ke muka fed up.

muka malu bergambar. eksen.

muka eh, gaya miak bergambar kinektok.

muka sik tauk kenak polah muka macam tok. ???

muka ngeso poser. :P

Post : raya bersama diri sendiri. :/ don't feel bad for me. i'm good. thank you.

BORING. argh.

say hi to Him.

Ingat yang previous post, hal pusak cacat & kaki nya patah. haa. toklah pusak nya. nya masok dalam bilit tadik, terus ambik gambar. :3

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


love love

I learned something from SATC.

Miranda, Samantha, Carrie & Charlotte.

Sex and the City, season 6.

SATC, selalunya tengah malam baruk ada. sekarang tok season 6. hbo. nengok bila sempat & rasa mok nengok. hal Carrie single, Miranda baruk kawen, Samantha with a toyboy and... Charlotte

tadik, nengok episode tentang Samantha kenak breast cancer. dalam masa yang sama Carrie in love with her, i-don't-know-how-to-spell-his-name-tapi-tua, Samantha tiba tiba maok polah a boob jobs sebab media ambik gambar nya & Smith ( her current season 6 so called boyfie, or maybe a toy boy ), Miranda decide balit dengan Steve & sidak maok kawen but then Miranda antiromance, ( Steve, her ex boyfie ) and Charlotte sentiasa berusaha nunggu masa untuk preggy.

As normal girlfriends do, their share every single thing. friendship for life. jadi, bila Lover Carrie macam "terlalu intimate" and Carrie rasa pelik sebab sidak terlalu intimate & takut dirik nya dipergunakan oleh Lover ya, Carrie google her Lover. haha, too bad Carrie terjumpa sesuatu yang nya sik seberapa suka, then Carrie confessed, and turn out to be nothing. Her lover just being her love. a good one. lelaki ya sangat baik hati. Lover belikan dress pink pake Carrie. how nice.

I learned something : Jangan negative & percaya apa yang kita baca or tengok. Tanyak dengan orang ya dolok, then baruk kita boleh analyse. Jangan suka assume nak pelik pelik dolok.

Samantha jenis sik suka commitment, tapi Smith.. orang lelaki yang sanggup bersama dengan nya susah senang. jadi, one night.. Smith kenak invite pegi event teen pose something & orang yang boleh dikatakan organized party ya, ex boyfie Samantha. Bila Samantha tauk ex boyfie nya organized, nya tiba tiba maok ekot Smith.. selalunya, jarang mok ekot Smith. Smith happy & maseh layan nya dengan bagus kat event ya.. untill, her exboyfie pop up. guess what? Samantha tinggalkan Smith kat lobby. & yaaaa, Smith tauk Samantha pegi atas dengan exboyfie to have fun. :( bila dah habis, Samantha turun. nangis nengok Smith willing to wait for her.

At the same time, the next day i guess... Samantha maok polah a boob jobs. nya rasa breast nya kecik. nya sik suka media ambik gambar nya dengan Smith dengan breast yang kecik. So, one day.. nya pegi mok check breast nya, and found out.. nya kenak breast cancer, a good thing nya positive and bersyukur dengan breast yang nya ada.

I learned something : don't take thing forgranted just because orang ya willing maok tunggu kita & ya, thankful dengan apa yang kita ada walaupun kadang kadang kita sik nampak bagus dengan ya, but then, ya ajak yang kita ada. terima.

Miranda, oh nice. nya baruk sedar nya sayang dengan lelaki yang sik terfikir nya akan kawen dengan lelaki ya. her exboyfie. bapak kepada anak nya. hmmm. & sidak kawen dalam keadaan simple & no wedding dress. Steve terimak apa ada nya Miranda. jaik burok Miranda, nya terima. even Miranda.. entah, sebab end of any episode, sidak divorce.. rasa nya. hmm. sebab masa Steve ada gerek, nya ada gerek juak.. Miranda macam jealous dengan Steve sedangkan dirik nya ada gerek nya, Dr.Robert. oh, sidak dah break up. hoho.

I learned something : sik semua orang suka white wedding dress & I personally think Miranda sucks. no offence ya.

and last Charlotte. I like Charlotte. I can see myself in her. haha. no kidding. Charlotte sik pernah putus asa mok dapatkan baby. walaupun for 2nd marriage, nya keep on coba mok dapatkan baby. her husband, lucky her.. dapat terima apa yang terjadi. jadi, one day, Charlotte jalan kat park.. terjumpa orang buta yang sik dapat nengok keindahan musim luruh, like obviouslyyyyy he's blind OK. jadi Charlotte dengan rela hati mok tolong orang butak dengan cari buta kat mall. mata nya ditutup & Charlotte padah dengan laki nya, hal romantic. jadi, satu malam laki nya bawak pegi dinner.. hahaha.. and sidak end up sakit perut. ada washing machine dalam perut. semalam malam sidak pegi toilet... end up tidor dalam toilet pegang tangan aww.

I learned something : be nice. people will treat you nice too. trust me.

so, did you guys learn something? no? go buy dvd. hehe. anyway, setiap episode "lesson learn" sendiri tapi episode tok extra.

love love.

Hi.

Hello bloggie,

I'm not feeling well, *tiba tiba* something wrong with my dearest tummy, macam ada washing machine dalam nya. :S

WAA. jangan berolah dear tummy.

Oh.

Esok maok enroll for next semester. ambik 3 subject pake short semester, 2 sekda final paper, 1 final paper OBJECTIVE. hahahahaha ( hmm, mun subject ya kenak offer pake next semester, Amin ) & mesti enroll awal, playsafe. last semester financial dept blame me for late enrollment. kacak sik? sik. time ya, enroll sik lah awal atau akhir gilak. cuma sik tauk policy sekolah ya, "awal enroll tapi lambat bayar fees = lambat enroll, bila lambat enroll : please pay rm500.00" last semester dah kenak -.-" sebab sik tauk yang enroll form mesti hand in ke finance department. oh, lambat hand in enroll form pun kenak fine rm500.00. I'm a new student, sekda orang guide hal fees for new semester. sekda guide langsong. bukan sik bertanyak, ada tapi.. :( dahlah finance ya, sarcastic. sangat sarcastic. trust me.

list subject of my programme, yang tinggal. :D

level 1 sepatutnya dah habis, tapi sekda di offer on previous semester, jadi terpaksa tinggal pake semester tok.

& for next semester, i really really really really need computer science pun student. ya adalah nasihat oleh one of my unimate. "carik kawan computer science kau, ada polah website ya" - kata F.E haha.

so.... do really need one? tangga lah kelak. sik perlu kali. bukanya sik belajar. mun perlu, terpaksa carik. hehe. belom enroll. entah entah belom di offer subject ya. tapi harap dah offer. sik sanggup mok ambik ya pake semester lain. bercampor.

and last, harap fees murah. sebab nya short semester. amin.

love love

I missed M.

My current telco service has treated me bad lately. I wonder why. Maybe sebab ada kelakar hal maok balit dengan M since C selalu pelik pelik last few days. sik suka service bodoh bodoh. Oh I missed M.

tapi belom tauk maok tukar ka sik. rasa macam sekda faedah mok tukar. ha ha. I mean, kawan semua banyak pake C, unless, dah kerja then balit ke M terus guna postpaid, baruk puas hati. sik perlu pusing carik reload. C ok, tapi kadang kadang nya ada gambong. hehehehe. Bias juak.

but, since I cried out loud kidding Bapak to buy me a BiBi. huahueahueahuea. C bagi service yang cheaper gik. but then, Kelak dah kerja akan tukar ke M balit. bila kerja? 2012. lol. no lah, tapi memang terfikir mok tukar balit. tapi..... akan fikir balit, but not now. Anyway, my e71 maseh ok. so, yea. she's ok.

Maxis, just wait for me. I will be back for you. you know I will.

***

Ayam penyet mission : FAILED. ( sebab tiba tiba rasa sik mok makan ya )

I lost 1kg. - yer yer yer yer.

love love.

Seriously?

Seriously?

Seriously?

Seriously?

Seriously?

Like Seriously? Speechless habis aih.

GRRRR.

DSK pesan : hembus nafas, tarit nafas. & ia berjaya.

nah. mari bertutorial

goodnight.

Just for FUN.

Nigerian Classmate : NURRRRRR, congrats!

ZK : FOR WHAT?

Nigerian Classmate : don't ask me, don't act like you know nothing. hahaha

ZK : MY RELATIONSHIP?

Nigerian Classmate : there you go.

ZK : gila. haha. she's my friend. it's for fun loi.

Nigerian Classmate : hahahahahaha. Still. it's a relationship.

ZK : but she's a SHE

Nigerian Classmate : NUR SO BI.

ZK : gai kau YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nigerian classmate : LMAO

Just for fun & i'm not BI...at all.

xo

30 day letter challenge. Letter someone I've drifted away from.

Dear someone that i've...

have a nice day to you ( I don't even have any idea siapa mok di mention. hahaha I don't have any idea JUAK mok type apa pake post tok sebab idea dah keluarkan semua. ) anyway, dah habis kerja MGT 338. :)

xo

Baby Hatch.

"Kitak rasa baby hatch ok sik?" HER

"Hmm. ok. sebab atleast boleh kurangkan baby yang dibuang sebarang nak? walaupun kinektok banyak orang padah ya mungkin polah orang ambik kesempatan keatas baby hatch ya. kenak?" HIM

"Sik. yalah, a good thing bout baby hatch, tapi entahlah kamek rasa macam something wrong jak dengan baby baby. function nya hanya selamatkan baby. what if mun nya dah besar then orang padah nya dari Baby Hatch. bagus gik rumah anak yatim. nak?" HER

"keutamanya sekarang tok, baby ya selamat & hidup. hal masa depan ya lain cerita" HIM

For me, baby hatch ada bagus & sik bagus nya. depends dengan keadaan & orang yang menghantar baby ya. mun niat nya bagus, maok baby ya hidup & ada future yang bagus. a good thing nya hantar ke baby hatch. so, baby ya akan dijaga dengan sihat & maybe, ada orang maok adopt baby ya. Atleast, sik hari hari kita dengar hal orang buang baby macam buang sampah. *sakit hati.

yang sik bagus hal baby hatch, seperti biasa ; orang ambik kesempatan. ambik senang. ada baby yang sik maok, main hantar ke baby hatch since kerajaan dah sediakan tempat baby dropkan baby. ada rasa, sik maok baby tinggalkan kat baby hatch. sekda rasa langsong maok jaga. Mental ya perlu di ator & jangan ambik baby hatch tempat pake buang baby in a good way.

tapi, sekiranya baby hatch boleh kurangkan orang buang baby sebarang, Alhamdulilah. sik sia sia Malaysa tiba tiba terfikir nak molah baby hatch. kan?

honestly, i'm sick of reading tentang baby kenak buang. baby kenak tinggal tepi jalan. baby kenak makan semut. baby kenak flush. ya Allah. its a baby. :(

rasa curious eh, what if orang ya adopt baby dari baby hatch ya bukan Islam, sedangkan baby ya dilahirkan Islam? just curious.

& please, do us a favor..don't have sex mun sik maok ada baby. shit happen yo!

I hope, there's a HOPE for baby @ baby hatch mun orang dropkan baby sidak ke sia, in a good way with a good reason, demi future baby ya.

xo

w.w

Semasa saya sedang melayari internet dan mencari bahan bahan untuk kerja rumah saya, saya terjumpa artikel ini. ia agak menarik. BACALAH. >:)


In a poor country, many people lack jobs, or they are too weak to work hard because they lack adequate nutrition and medical care.

In a developing country, people work as hard as they can and scrape to get by.

In a rich country, people come home from well-paying, generally pleasant jobs and then pay to physically exert themselves at gyms.

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In a poor country, people get sick from drinking the water.

In a developing country, people can afford to put the toxin chlorine in their water to kill the germs.

In a rich country, people can afford to take the chlorine out of the water before they drink it.

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In a poor country, people try to eat as much fat as they can.

In a developing country, people are able to eat as much fat as they want.

In a rich country, people pay extra to eat less fat, fake fat, and special kinds of fat.

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In a poor country, the poorest people in society often die from disease, starvation, or crime.

In a developing country, the poorest people in society can, with good education, rise to the middle class and afford the basics of life.

In a rich country, the poorest people in society often own an automobile, live in a comfortable house or apartment, and watch cable television on color sets.

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In a poor country, children feel lucky if they can work.

In a developing country, children are happy if they can attend school rather than work.

In a rich country, children often complain about school because they can't even imagine an impoverished life.

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In a poor country, people sometimes let animals scavenge for food.

In a developing country, people meet the basic needs of their pets.

In a rich country, people take their pets to schools and psychotherapists, put them on diets, and buy them Christmas presents. ( SICK. haha. )

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In a poor country, socialists make people poorer and don't bother to try to justify their policies.

In a developing country, socialists claim their policies will make people richer, even as free markets are accomplishing that goal.

In a rich country, the socialists admit their policies will make people poorer, and proclaim that to be a virtue, even as they enjoy the wealth generated by economic liberty.

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In a poor country, people are often restrained because of their genetics or place of birth.

In a developing country, many people are able to profoundly improve their lives.

In a rich country, people generally are able to determine the course of their own lives and pursue values mostly free from political impositions.

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so?

hmm..

ok then.

thanks to click here.

xx

30 day letter challenge. Letter to CRUSH.

Day 2 - to my crush.

dear crush.

I get to see you everyday now, compare to 3 years back. I get to know everything about you now, thanks to internet. i like you sooooooooo much till its hurt. no, kidding. setiap kali boring atau marah mesti nengok muka nya bah. :)

dear crush,

distance so f awesome to us. i hate it hate it hate it. anyways, i wanted you to know that i'm so in "like" with you no matter what. waima kitak in serious relationship. waima kitak dah kawen. i still like you. Madrid / Brazil sooooo f jaoh dari Malaysia. :(

dear crush,

hmm. i know you never gonna read this. the saddest part is, you never will. SIGH. sokay, i can handle it. & yeahhhhhhhhh you never reply my tweet. WHY? nevermind.

anyway, good luck for WORLD CUP. i'll always support you no matter what. te amo Kaka. :) thank you for being such a Darling to me.

love Zaza.

my one & only crush.

Obrigado para ser tal querido.

Tenha um dia amável!

xx